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Wife and I clean a bank at night. This was on one of the desks

Wife & I clean a bank at night. This was on one of the desks. We disinfected that chair…

16 Comments

  1. You disinfected the chair of the person who received the post it from someone who sharted in a different chair. You disinfected the wrong chair.

  2. Interestingly enough, the anus is a remarkable muscle. It can detect the difference between solids and air it is expelling, BUTT (see what I did there?) it cannot tell the difference between air and LIQUID. Which is why we shart so much liquids rather than solids.

    Thank you for attending my TED talk.

  3. Ahh the good old shart! Can only be used very seldom as a get out of work free card though. Be careful blowing em to often!

  4. Ha!!! When you’re old enough to understand the saying “don’t trust a fart”

  5. So nice of you to disinfect a chair in the midst of a bank robbery. Truly r/humansbeingbros

  6. High school custodian here. I’ve had to clean menstrual blood off chairs many times. You get used to it.