Subtle & Clean Pick Up Lines to Use on Guys

🥇 148+ [BEST] Subtle & Clean Pick Up Lines to Use on Guys (Apr. 2020)

 

1. “My friends bet me I wouldn’t ask you to go on a date with me. How about we take their money and go get something good to eat?”

2. “Are you a plumber [or name any well-paid job]? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.”

3. “Hi, do you mind if I get a photo next to you? I’m about to ask you on a date, and just in case you say no, I’ll have the photo to remember how cute you were when I tell the story of the hot boy who got away.”

4. “No ring? You should be someone’s husband.”

5. “I’m not saying I’m a snowflake, but I have fallen for you.”

6. “Hey, you work out?”

7. “Are you a keyboard? You’re totally my type!”

8. “Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name… Richard?”

9. “You have the coolest hair. Can I touch it a little bit? It looks soft!”

10. “Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?”

11. “Hi, I really like your shirt! Where did you get it from? I’d love to grab one for my brother.”

12. “Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ you’re driving me crazy.”

13. “Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”

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14. “Hey, I’m not a professional photographer or anything, but I can absolutely picture you and me together!”

15. “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

16. “I’m not very good at maths, but I’m pretty sure I’d be great with your number.”

17. “What pickup line actually works on you?”

18. “I might need an inhaler because you’re really takin’ my breath away!”

19. “I’m sorry were you talking to me? [No.] Then please start!”

20. “What are your views on aliens? Because I think you’re totally outta this world!”

21. “You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”

22. “How much does a polar bear weigh? [No, how much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m [Insert your name here].”

23. “I wish we could be cats together because then I would spend every one of my nine lives with you.”

24. “I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”

25. “Give me two seconds to check whether or not there are any cops around because I’m about to steal your heart, boy.”

26. “I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?”

27. “I’m no genie, but I do promise to try and make all of your dreams come true. Now, how about a date?”

28. “Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?”

29. “Hey, how are you? I’m going to get to the point and say that I think you’re the hottest guy I’ve ever seen. Just so I can brace myself for potential rejection; if I were to ask you out, what are the chances that you’d say yes to a date with me?”

30. “I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”

31. “What are your views on the Star Wars movies, because Yoda only guy for me.”

32. “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”

33. “Hey! Do you fancy grabbing a coffee with me? Because I really like you a latte!”

34. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

35. “Do you mind if I just take a quick photo of you? I’d quite like to show my mother, my potential future boyfriend.”

36. “Date me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Dietrich?”

37. “You must be one heck of a thief because you managed to steal my attention from the other side of the room.”

38. “Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex-boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.”

39. “You remind me a little bit of a magnet because you attracted me from the other side of the bar.”

40. “I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”

41. “I know you’re probably really busy being cute and all, but is there any chance you fancied adding a date with me on your to-do list?”

42. “Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?”

43. “Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?”

44. “What’s your Twitter? I need to follow you. My Mama always told me to follow my dreams.”

45. “Say, didn’t we go to different schools together?”

46. “We should get out of here. Firstly, you’re making all these other guys look bad. Secondly, I think you’re hot and really want to get to know you better.”

47. “You must be a magician. Because everyone disappears when I look at you.”

48. “Hey there, your hand looks super heavy. Let me hold it for you … “

49. “You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

50. “I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?”

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