Some Of The Best Dog Pick Up Lines Cheesy and Cute

🥇 92+ [BEST] Dog Pick Up Lines (Cheesy, Cute & Dirty)


1. “Come on, don’t make me beg!”

2. “I’ll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.”

3. “That’s a nice dog, does it have a phone number?”

4. “You smell so familiar ;)”

5. “When I say ‘bitch’, I mean it as a compliment!”

6. “What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?”

7. “Can I get you a tennis ball?”

8. “Is it warm in here, or are you in heat? ”

9. “You. Me. Bacon.”

10. “Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart.”

11. “Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life. ”

12. “You must be my backyard coz I really dig you.”

13. “Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout a little sugar?”

14. “Hey there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha dog?”

15. “What a cute puppy. One day you’re going to be as beautiful as your Mommy.”

16. “I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.”

17. “Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat? ”

18. “Do you believe in love at first sniff?”

19. “Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly.”

20. “Did you win “best in show”? Because you sure are a winner to me.”

21. “I´ll be your Tramp if you´ll be my Lady.”

22. “Where do you poop?”

23. “A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.”

24. “Wanna go pee up some lamppost?”

25. “Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I’m a dog.”

26. “I must be a Dog Tick because I’m stuck on you.”

27. “With your beauty and my thoroughbred we´d make an exotic litter of puppies.”

28. “Do you pee here often?”

29. “Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!”

30. “You’re a great catch.”

31. “I am looking for a leash-free relationship.”

32. “I love to be pawed.”

33. “You’re pawfect.”

34. “You had me at ruff.”

35. “You make me want to be a more obedient dog.”

36. “You’re more fetching than my favorite ball.”

37. “Your doghouse or mine?”

38. “Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your

39. “You work for beneful? Cuz you’re making my heart do all the right things.”

40. “With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.”

41. “Dog heaven must be missing an angel.”

42. “Stay.”

43. “There’s not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.”

44. “Girl, you are SO FETCH.”

45. “You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.”

46. “It was love at first sniff.”

47. “Have your people call my people.”

48. “You make my heart feel like it’s getting tummy-rubbed.”

49. “Your bark is contagious.”

50. “How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?”

51. “What say we take this discussion off-leash.”

52. “Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?”

53. “I don’t normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.”

54. “This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.”

55. “Can you help me find someplace to pee?”

56. “I love – Squirrel.”

57. “That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.”

58. “I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.”

59. “I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.”

60. “Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?”

61. “I miss you more than my balls.”

62. “I’m a poodle in the streets, but a bulldog in the sheets.”

63. “Lookin’ good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?”

64. “I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.”

65. “Need rescuing?”

66. “Hey baby, howl you doing?”

67. “You came back to this dog park to see me, didn’t you?”

68. “Your breath smells like Greenies.”

69. “I may not be red rover, but can I come over anyway?”

70. “I want to have your litter of puppies.”

71. “Your eyes are gorgeous. They look like meatballs.”

72. “Hey sweet thang. Your eyes are as grey as the deep grey sky!”

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