Crack up your child with these clean jokes for kids whenever you both need a good laugh because the giggles from kids’ jokes are infectious
I love some funny jokes for kids. Teaching them gently jokes so they regularly have the ability to laugh or to make someone smile.
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod.
Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will Let It Go.
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
A: They woke him up.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he never lands.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over-swept.
Q: Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
A: None, only babies.
Q: What game does the sky love to play?
Q: Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
A: They’re too cheesy.
Q: What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
A: Their own.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head.
Q: What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
A: Time to duck.