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Hilarious Jokes
Hilarious Jokes

Crack up your child with these clean jokes for kids whenever you both need a good laugh because the giggles from kids’ jokes are infectious

I love some funny jokes for kids. Teaching them gently jokes so they regularly have the ability to laugh or to make someone smile.

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod.

Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: She will Let It Go.

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
A: They woke him up.

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he never lands.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over-swept.

Q: Do you know how many famous men and women were born on your birthday?
A: None, only babies.

Q: What game does the sky love to play?
A: Twister.

Q: Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
A: They’re too cheesy.

Q: What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning?
A: Their own.

Q:  Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A:  Never mind, it’s over your head.

Q:  What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
A:   Time to duck.

Animal Jokes for Kids

Q: What do you call a toothless bear?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: What happens if it rains cats and dogs?
A: You need to watch for poodles.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Labrador and a magician?
A: A labracadabrador!

Q: What did the marlin say to the swordfish?
A: You’re looking sharp.

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

Q: What is a deer with no eyes called?
A: <shrugs> 
No “eye-deer” (idea)

Q: What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory.

Q: Why did the firefly get bad grades in school?
A: He wasn’t very bright.

Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish.

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: Odor in the court.

Q: How do you keep a bull from charging?
A: Take away its credit card.

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: A tweetment.

Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money?
A: a snow bank.

Q: What do cows read?
A: CATTLE-logs.

Q: What animal needs oil?
A: A mouse because it squeaks.

Funny Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.

2. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

3. Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.

4. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.

5. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts

6. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.

7. How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.

8. What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.

9. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.

10. What is a computer’s favorite snack?
Computer chips.

11. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.

12. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.

13. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.

14. How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.

15. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.

16. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.

17. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.

18. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot.

19. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

20. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Car go, “Beep beep, vroom, vroom!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smellmop.
Smellmop who?
Ew, no thanks!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catsup.
Catsup who?
Your cat’s up a tree and won’t come down.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio, who?
Radio-not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Hey, that’s my favorite TV show!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, why don’t you tell me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a bear hug! (go for a big hug)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sing.
Sing who?
Whooo-ooo-ooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?!?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Awe, I miss you too.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

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